Thursday No Bueno

by Catherine Down

From here on out, on days when I am feeling sad and need to be cheered up, I will think of the time that my sister tried to invite our friend Kenny from high school to host our sister's engagement party but she accidentally texted her plumber Kenny who, it turns out, was totally down for cohosting. Friend Kenny didn't know that he was hosting until he got the invitation with his name on it.


Meanwhile, my sister kept complaining to my father about how Kenny wasn't being helpful enough in party planning. True story, real life. 


Is the best part when my sister asserts that she's glad they're on the same page? Is it Thursday No Bueno? Probably the best part is that Kenny the Plumber stops responding once she asks him to look at private rooms.